I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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