Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Randomize
