Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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