i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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