Small penises have feelings too.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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