You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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