Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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