I seem to have left my pride at pride
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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