she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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