Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
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