I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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