the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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