i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
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