I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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