Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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