where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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