I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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