My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
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