shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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