Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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