Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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