Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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