I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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