On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
you are never too drunk for berry picking
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
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