playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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