when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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