I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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