I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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