Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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