im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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