I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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