DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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