You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
