omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
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