I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
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