Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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