i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
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