im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
ok first of all what the fuck
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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