i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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