Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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