he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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