its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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