THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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