let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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