I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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