Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Sober January is a disaster.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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