Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
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