The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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