I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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