The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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